Workalone UK Sometimes, when you work alone, you need a little help

Schofe: I'm chuffing starving

Schofe: In the car, in the traffic on the way home and all I've eaten is 3 mouthfulls of Phil Vickery's lamb and a handful of fruit pastilles!

Schofe: .... They sell £10 front row day tickets, 2 per person max. But get there as early as possible! Feel free to retweet. (via @mzendle)

Schofe: Not for the faint hearted though, language doesn't get much riper, and it's about 3 hrs 10 mins long ( doesn't feel it though) WOW! :)

Schofe: Mark Rylance was breathtaking. Rest of the cast amazing. Don't know if there are tickets, but if there are you need to get one .....

Schofe: Just watched 'Jerusalem' at the Apollo on Shaftsbury Av. Utterly compelling, very funny, hard and brutal. One of the best I've seen in ages

Schofe: @Trudabell4 thank you :)

Schofe: if you're at work and not watching, she's cross with the man who runs a dating agency for married men and women who want sex!

Schofe: Excellent debate, Holly is furious!

Schofe: @scotthendey good luck, hope it works out ok!

Schofe: @Liam_K_ no, I think he'd just put it up ;)

Schofe: A woman came home and all her sextoys were nailed in a line to the wall, she'd said to her hubby she wanted a dado rail! (via @noeltrigger)

Schofe: @mc1gers times have moved on

Schofe: @gulinkuzu we are truly global .... And congratulations :)

Schofe: @kirstyfay thank you! Hope you enjoy your evening with @alancarr

Schofe: @NoSheds lol, let me know how outraged you are, maybe watch it twice to be doubly angry ;)

Schofe: @amphetamine81 We're going to put it on the website :)

Schofe: RT @Amanda_Porter: @Schofe My husband and I are watching the show. When we discussed toys in the bedroom, had to tell him I don't mean t ...

Schofe: @ThomasPullen Not a bit, I loved it!

Schofe: @katiangel That's a very good point